Brother Lends a Hand

I admit that I enjoy when Erik Lockhart gets beaten up.  Maybe it’s his pretty long hair and headband, or maybe his spunky positive attitude just needs to be curbed.  His great body and colorful gear certainly make his suffering fun to witness.

In this recent YouTube match, he wrestles a powerful stud named Luke Hawx.  Damn do I get into Heels built solid and bald like Hawx.

OK his transition to female is now complete.

Fairly early in the match, Luke dodges Erik’s jumping advance, causing Erik to wreck his nuts on the corner turnbuckle.  Now his manly strength has been drained.

Oh no — not the dreaded High-Angle Vertical Suplex!

I’ve written up Erik Lockhart matches before, specifically his fantastic Tag Team work with his nearly-identical brother, Andrew.

In my 2/10/14 gallery, the Lockharts dominate the Heavenly Bodies, but in 10/29/15 article, they struggle against the same team — a sure sign they’d soon break up.

Speaking of Andrew Lockhart, he walks out from backstage once his brother begins to suffer so he can get a closer look.

He enjoys seeing Erik in pain in the ring because, according to the commentator, Andrew and Erik have been feuding over the past few months, their Tag Team disbanded, their jealousy overshadowing their sense of brotherly love.

It hurts much worse knowing his damn brother is watching it.

Your brother is supposed to be your lifelong mate and ally — you and him against the world.  But Andrew just watches passively as Erik is getting broken across Hawx’s knee.

My favorite move was this picture-perfect Body-Stretcher by the brute.  The camera takes us right in the ring, face-to-face with Lockhart as if we’re nearly cuddling with him.   And Lockhart sells his distress nicely, reeeeaaaaching desperately for the ropes.

Now he will definitely be singing Soprano.

Again Erik’s balls are broken on the turnbuckle!   Hawx pushes his feet off the ropes, causing him to be neutered.

Erik curls up in a ball and collapses slowly out to the floor like a leaking balloon.  He lays on the floor at his big brother’s feet, trying to remember how it felt to still be a male.

It’s like he’s tossing Erik into the polar bear cage at the zoo.

So Andrew lends his brother a helping hand.  He lifts Little  Bro up by the trunks and bum-rushes him back in the ring.  Thanks a lot, bro — that was really helpful.

Right back into the belly of the beast.

Luke Hawx is the polar bear, waiting hungrily for his keepers to throw some meat into his cage.  He hoists Erik’s crotch up in his face, then BREAKS the poor kid’s back!  OOOOFF!

Sibling rivalry is one of the oldest and most compelling stories in the book — i.e. Cain vs. Abel.  It just feels so wrong and so naughty for a jealous brother to turn angrily on his own blood.

Are you happy now, Andrew?  Do you see what harm you caused your poor little brother.  (Now I cannot wait for the Brothers Lockhart to lock horns in the ring!  I hope they dress alike for it and both wear queer looking headbands!  And I sure hope Andrew bullies the fuck out of young Erik, but then they give each other a big hug at the end.)