Father’s Day Present, part 2 of 2

Several days ago, I wrote about Randy Orton wrestling in front of his father on Father’s Day, and finding himself trapped in Jinder Mahal’s Figure 4 Leglock.

Let’s now continue the story of Randy’s humiliation…

Jinder shouts “WHOOO! and ratchets up the pressure.

Jinder bounces his hips up and down to pour on the pressure, causing Randy to collapse on his back in pure agony.

Adding to the disgrace of Randy’s helpless condition is the fact that his father, other veteran super-stars, and Randy’s entire hometown is witnessing his destruction.  I love it!

Jinder Mahal’s body, man.  Wow, is he ever ripped and brown and well-fucking-oiled.  I am getting kind of obsessed, I hope he sticks around for a while as the Champion so I can keep doing stuff to his body in my brain.

The crowd goes insane when Randy nearly pins Jinder, but the Bollywood Boys (Jinder’s helpers) grab his boot to prevent the pinfall.  Randy whines and complains to the ref (which is kind of a bitch move by Randy) and the ref ejects the cheaters from the ringside area.

But before they leave, the two cute Indians (with their white shirts unbuttoned provocatively) attack Randy’s father, pulling on his shirt and pushing their knuckles in his face.

This serves to distract Randy, who rushes out of the ring to save his father.

When attacking the Bollywood Boys, Randy always seems to be extra cruel and brutal!

Randy proceeds to dominate both Bollywood Boys.  At least he is still tough enough to beat up these little cuties!

The distraction enables Jinder to slam Randy.

Thanks to the outside interference, Randy was not prepared for Jinder to grab his neck and slam him.  Jinder’s finishing move needs a cool name that rubs his Indian heritage in our faces, so I am calling it the “Mahara-Jam” for now until I learn the real name.

Then Jinder pins Randy and wins the match!  On Father’s Day!  In St. Louis!!

Did Jinder just Marahara-Jam Randy a second time?!

Here is Jinder’s devastating finisher from another angle.  But let’s pretend he dragged Randy up after pinning him for the victory, and slammed him a second time just for the fun of it.  That’s an even hotter story.

I can’t believe they let Jinder win again!  They are just emasculating Randy, the former Big Swinging Dick of the WWE!  Happy fuckin Father’s Day, Randy (and Cowboy Bob.)

Images of the loser are juxtaposed with Jinder’s victory poses.

Jinder’s dominance is emphasized as we see him proudly shoulder his gold belt, then we cut to Randy who lies sweaty and exhausted on his back.  The audience already hated Jinder Mahal because he is foreign and aggressive, but every time he kicks Randy’s ass, they hate him even more (and I love and worship him even more.)