On the June 20th episode of 205 Live, we were treated to another Tony Nese match. Man I love watching him and his tan, buff physique in action — pure boner-worthy eye candy. You can watch the video of this match on the WWE YouTube channel.
Tony’s victim was Jack Gallagher, the pale English gentleman he’s been feuding with. Gallagher is so pale, small, and fragile-looking in his little red-striped briefs, that the well-tanned Nese looks like a manly beast in comparison.
Ouch — Nese is in the mood to hurt somebody!
The point of the match is to highlight Nese’s super-human strength, to demonstrate, praise, and fetishize masculinity and muscle.
Gallagher is shown to be weak, vulnerable, and effeminate to contrast with, and thereby emphasize, the effective power of the Super-hero in the spectacular turquoise trunks and white hero boots.
The big man is just toying with his British punching bag.
To keep those abs rock-hard, Nese incorporates some abdominal exercise into his matches. Here he Bicycle Kicks the helpless Brit in the face and chest, utterly emasculating him by using him as a kick pad.
Gallagher is no match for this muscle brute and I’m loving every minute of this. Get him, Nese!
Get up bitch, I ain’t done hurting you yet.
One of the commentators verbally masturbates over the power and strength of the Premier Athlete a few times during the match to keep our attention on Nese’s amazing physique and desirability:
“Tony Nese is in peak physical condition — an absolute specimen!”
Get the hell over there camera-man! HURRY UP!
Nese puts his body on display after conking foreheads with his opponent. He plays hurt for the camera, sprawling gorgeously on the edge of the ring, his legs spread wide apart to reveal his crotch, his bulge and abs in high relief. Like I said, he is a treat to watch.
Nese has been in the Wrestle-Porn business enough to know what wrestling lovers want to see. We want idealized male physiques stripped to the waist. We want flexing muscles, big bulges, and savage tans. We want god-like Titans to pose for us. He understands and serves it all up on a big plate for our dining pleasure, with a heaping side dish of cocky attitude.
Damn, don’t kill the poor wimp!
Nese crashed into the ringpost and pretended his collarbone was broken. Gallagher is a “gentleman” so he backed off, concerned about his opponent’s welfare. So clever Nese sneak-attacked the chump, then killed his face with this Running Knee Slam.
Back in March, I wrote about the many reasons I dig Tony Nese in my article “Let Me Count The Ways!” This latest match checks almost all of those boxes:
- That body, obviously
- His background
- Spectacular gear choices
- Nice ass
- Mad wrestling skills
- Salesmanship
- Ruthless aggression
- Scissors. Lots and lots of scissors. (He unfortunately never Scissored his victim in this match…)
- Humility
What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
Nese was able to outsmart and defeat the gullible gentleman who was too polite to attack his “injured” opponent. This was a nice surprise — I actually expected the little pale rascal to somehow eke out a comical victory. It’s far more exciting to see old-fashioned Rasslin’ Muscle dominate over the Brit’s plucky positive attitude.
Great work Nese — keep up the great work. Keep pumping that iron, tanning frequently, flexing all the time, and utterly destroying all the weak little Cruiserweights. I sure enjoy watching it. And don’t forget to use more Scissors.
Nese looks great, I’m just not a fan of the long hair and beard.
Gotta admit I prefer the clean-shaven short-haired Nese. Why is it hot dudes in their 20’s always have to grow the beard? But as long as the bod keeps hard I can overlook it….
Tony Nese is a work of art.
If you love to hear Nese screaming in pain, you might get a kick out of this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75-UH7o4LFA
As usual, Tony Nese looks like a God. He needs to cut the hair and shave the beard, though.