Revealing Follow-Up

After posting my two “Military Wedgie” articles on July 5th and 6th, I received a couple of responses I want to share.

First, my fellow blogger HJ, who wrote the essay that inspired my articles, notified me that he had just found another example of the Military Press Wedgie.  This occurred in a YouTube video where they’re presenting the best songs on The Wrestling Album.

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I believe Nikolai is molesting one of the Native American jobbers judging from the leather moccasins and colorful patterned trunks he is wearing.  Not only does Nikolai offer us a peek under those silky drawers when he has the victim suspended, but he also spreads his legs quite wide during the pinfall, a further emasculation.  Great find, HJ!

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Here is how HJ described his most recent example of the Military Wedgie and the strange video it came from:

“It came in the most bizarre setting. While Vince was showing the candidates for song of the year for the Fucking Slammy Awards! Are you kidding me? And yet, there I found a little fun. The plight of the jobber lover, searching for gold in the hills of awful songs sung by evil commies.”

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Also, a reader named JorgePR posted a comment on my July 6th article notifying me of “THE PUBLIC REVEALING of all times: Demolition vs DJ Peterson & Tommy Angel,” with a link to the video.

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Tommy Angel and DJ Peterson as tag team partners?!  Are you kidding me?  This is a Jobber Lover’s wet dream.

So I captured these images of these two jobber studs in action against Demolition, with their hot asses mostly getting kicked as you might expect, concluding with the “PUBLIC REVEALING of all times.”

Wow — DJ Peterson is looking swole and tough before the fight, but his baby-blue trunks (three sizes too small) brand him as the jobber.  At least his humiliation won’t be as bad as wimpy Tommy Angel’s, whose ass, we will soon see, is nearly as white as his trunks.

I’ve mentioned this several times before, but Demolition’s kinky leather costumes are so blatantly homo-erotic, I’m surprised the promoters allowed them to dress like this.  Not only is gay BDSM an inappropriate subject for prime time television, but also this gear could “out” professional wrestling as homo-erotic.

Dressing Demolition like a pair of queer Dungeon Masters while they punish cute boys like DJ and Tommy Angel is as close to announcing “Pro Wrestling is Gay” as you can get without actually saying it.

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If you’ve ever watched one of those gay punishment pornos, they’re always suspending the victim in ropes, or binding him somehow to make him helpless.  Demolition use the ring ropes in similar fashion to disable their victim — in this case, DJ Peterson.  Later we will see Tommy Angel, who foolishly joins the fray, being choked on the ropes as a nod to those kinky breath-control scenes.

Tommy Angel had to be one of my all-time favorite jobbers.  He wore white gear which I love, he was totally hapless and vulnerable, he willingly endured all manner of bumps and bruises.  Even his name was the ideal jobber name.  Here we see one of the Demolition perverts knocking my poor Angel on his ass.

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And this may explain why Jorge considers this the best public revealing even though it’s far too brief as you’ll see below.  It’s incredible because it happened to THE Tommy Angel.

There’s just something special about certain jobbers.  Tommy Angel was one of the very best. And wearing his famous white trunks and booties here, against the leather-clad daddies, is perfection.  It makes the all-too-short reveal something that can last in one’s spank-bank for a lifetime and therefore seem longer, more revealing, and more epic in one’s thoughts.  I have many, many such matches in mine.

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I couldn’t resist capturing some video of DJ Peterson in his shiny speedo and spectacular white jobber boots watching the action.

Demolition can cheat all they want, double-teaming poor Tommy Angel across the ring in total disregard of the rules, yet this law-abiding chump will never get in the ring to rescue his partner.  He is so wonderfully obedient for such a big buff Beefcake.

Looking butch and dominant, Demolition perform their devastating Decapitation move on helpless Tommy Angel, a huge Elbow Smash dropping like a guillotine on the wimp’s exposed throat.

It’s all over, right?

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Here is how JorgePR described the end of this match: “Right when the heel turns Angel for the pin right after the Demolition Decapitation he grabs a hold of Angel’s white trunks and turns him over.”

“You can see Angel’s full ass! Not a bit, not a glimpse, not a shadowy figure. The wholeness of it!”

Using a handful of trunks to yank Angel onto is back while giving the world a brief glimpse of his cheeks is exciting, no doubt.

HJ who writes the Jobber Humiliation blog revealed to me that JorgePR had sent him the same link to this match.  So it seems Jorge really wanted one of us to blog about it.  Here ya go, Jorge — enjoy this detailed analysis of your all time favorite display of jobber exhibitionism.

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Ohmigod, Ohmigod.  Demolition are not finished with their abuse.  They toss DJ out to the floor so they can focus their torture on poor Tommy Angel!

The bell has rung, yet the cheaters continue their dirty double-teaming (and I am swooning with excitement.)

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Then they repeat their deadly Decapitation move on the fallen Angel.  This is so deliciously cruel and sadistic, to continue to punish the gorgeous victim using this level of dangerous pain — their guaranteed Finisher inflicted a second time.  We get the sense that they’re getting off on this torture scene so they refuse to stop even after they’ve won.

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Finally the British Bulldogs chase away the leather-clad bullies and protect Tommy Angel from further abuse.

This rescue further emasculates DJ Peterson and Tommy Angel, who are clearly incapable of defending themselves and need help from the more manly and powerful Bulldogs.  What a fun match — thanks for the link and the inspiration.