Here are some hot photos and exciting animations I stumbled across on social media recently and just had to download, caption, and write about.
Johnny Wrestling is looking awesome as he applies his devastating Crossface finishing move on some chump. I love Johnny because he always suffers for a good 10+ minutes, really selling his agony and vulnerability for us, then he wins the match and exacts his revenge with a mad cool finisher like this.
I dig how tight this Pile-Driver looks, the standing dude tightly gripping his victim around the waist, the masked victim clenching the dude’s neck with his hamstrings. I’m not sure why it seems to sexual to me — maybe because the masked man’s face is buried in the standing dude’s crotch.
They’re performing the classic “Check His Arm” scene, the ref raising the helpless guy’s arm and letting it drop. The helpless guy acts all limp and ragdolly, allowing his arm to fall limp and floppy which totally emasculates him.
The Heel looks like he’s totally turned on by his cute victim’s utter submission and pliability.
You WISH I was just giving you a simple Body Slam!
I always imagine the jobber thinking, OK this is not so bad — he is just going to slam me on the canvas, we’d done it a million times in practice.
But then, SURPRISE! He viciously cracks the victim across his bent knee instead! It seems cruel because it looks to be unexpected.
I’ll bet if I saw this magazine on the rack at our corner drugstore back in my teen years, I would’ve started flipping through it casually, my eyes as wide as saucers, my heart thumping with anxiety and excitement, a stiffening sensation against my zipper.
Would I have the courage to take it to the counter and pay the $1.50 to buy it? What if the clerk understood why I wanted to look at these graphic images of shirtless suffering men? What if she knows my mother from church or somewhere and asks her: “Hey did you know your son buys those fake wrestling magazines??”
Ethan Page has been getting some good exposure on the Tumblr sites in recent weeks. Someone with a hard-on for Page has been posting a bunch of images lately which everyone then re-posts, especially images showing young Page in painful or humiliating predicaments.
