Hey, That’s NOT My Arm!

Are those knees to the gut -- or lower?

Are those knees to the gut — or lower?

One of my loyal readers recently e-mailed me some GIF animations from this classic Arn Anderson squash match.

He told me he had never seen “Arn Anderson pulling the front of another wrestler’s trunks more than this match.

I’m an Arn Anderson fan as much as any Heel-vs-Jobber Squash enthusiast, so I decided to check it out.  Right away, I was pleased to see that Arn wore his all white gear, which is good for half a chubby even before the bell rings.


Hard Rock gets socked in the cock.

Hard Rock gets socked in the cock.

“Hard Rock” Ricky Reeves is the big, strapping Jobber who allows Arn to utterly molest him.  Here Arn drags him up by the waistband and then slugs him in the dick.

Calling yourself “Hard Rock” is an open invitation for other wrestlers to test it.


My reader described it as "Heel vs. Jobber match at its finest."

My reader described it as “Heel vs. Jobber match at its finest.”

I wonder if the fact that the jobber dared to wear white trunks, similar to Arn’s, has angered the brutal Heel?

Maybe the jobber’s bulge looked bigger than Arn’s own impressive package, so the jealous brute decided to ruin the big jobber sexually.  Here he knees the dude in the dick.


Arn scoops the bitch up with a handful of crotch.

Arn scoops the bitch up thumb deep.


Arn works on his cock -- I mean BACK!

Arn works on his cock — I mean his BACK!

In 99% of his matches, Arn punishes the arm, twisting and stomping on the limb until the chump submits.

Yet in this one match, against this one big, well-endowed Alpha Hunk, Arn happens to focus on the “mid-section” (which is code in pro wrestling speak for “genitals.”)  Here Arn emasculates the big fucker by scooping him up by the balls and breaking him over a knee.


When have you EVER seen Arn slap on a Bearhug??

When have you EVER seen Arn slap on a Bearhug??

Aching to feel Hard Rock against his chest and stomach (and I sure don’t blame him), Arn wraps the big jobber up in a tight embrace.  The Bearhug is a rare move from Arn Anderson, further proof that he is really into this big strong plaything.

The shocked announcer even begins to remark on how Arn has changed his usual game plan — how he is attacking a very different section of Reeves’ body than his arm:

“I just noticed — he hasn’t gone to the arm yet!  The Andersons usually, as soon as they come in, they go right after your arm.  They start to pound away on it.  But not now — he’s going after the mid-section!” (i.e., the genitals.)


Ricky Reeves should be reporting this inappropriate act under #Me Too!

Nowadays, Reeves could report this inappropriate act under #Me Too!


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Arn’s wedding ring may be stuck inside Hard Rock’s waistband!

One nice thing about re-starting this Blog is that my readers are sending me emails again — links to their favorite videos, explanations of why they are turned on by certain moves or matches.  Hearing why you horndogs enjoy wrestling makes me enjoy wrestling even more.


Arn's "Goard Buster" moveactually does not refer to the victim's head.

“Goard Buster” actually does not refer to the victim’s head.

It appears that Arn prefers dominating a big, hulking stud like this instead of his usual Soft-Bellied Jobber fare.  His rare focus on the “mid-section” sure caught my reader’s eye and made this match stand out. and now this match is filed away in my own Spank Bank as well.  Good looking out, JD.

 

 

 


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2 Responses to Hey, That’s NOT My Arm!

  1. Indy Fan says:

    hot post. reminds of when i was a boy growing up and the only porn we had to look at were wrestlers wearing hot trunks. i miss those days. thank you for the reminder. oldie but a goody

  2. Guy LeBuff says:

    I love watching this big black jobber get DOMINATED in the dick and the gut!!!