Rando Rasslin Rumination

Here is a batch of images and animations that have accumulated on my Desktop as I’ve been surfing around Social Media.

We start with Bobby Roode being sort of rude to Tye Dillinger, grabbing his hair to force him to look at it, maybe kiss it.

I guess if Tye doesn’t enjoy this submissive pose, he could punch Roode in the gut rather than just gently toying with his waistband.

Hey man, don’t fuck with the Stars N Stripes!

Now we see the Steiner Brothers in Japan, portraying the dickhead Foreign Invaders.  I am loving those American Flag singlets on the Steiners, but I bet the Japanese fans found them garish and annoying.

This cruel bastard does little to protect the helpless hero — basically dropping him on his head.  VERY disrespectful!

Great body on this good-looking jobber.  No, I don’t have any idea who he is.  But he has the kind of body that most people seem to enjoy seeing bent in the wrong direction.

Finn has been harmed. (Aww, poor baby!)

He knows we’re all staring at him, right?

Here Seamus works with the camera to show off a little bit.

Either that, or he just happened to land with his legs spread open, his bulge and abs and chest on full display to the camera — and now he is too dazed and exhausted to recover and put himself in a more modest stance.

Sometimes I enjoy the post-match Partner Hug more than the entire match.

Maybe they lost the match because Dawson made a mistake and got his ass pinned, and maybe he’s worried that Dash will be angry with him.

But Dash just gives him a big, warm bro-hug and I die watching them.

Nobody at my work ever gives me a big embrace and pat on the head after I screw the pooch, I’m just saying.