When I visited the Ringside at Skull Island blog recently and read the article “Thirty Minutes of Pure Awesome,” I learned that UCW had produced a Tag Team match! In the ring! My favorite!
It only took me about two minutes flat to surf over to UCW website and start downloading this bitch. God I love it when the Underground federations perform Tag Team In The Ring!
The Baby-Faces in the stretchy red trunks are Axel and Austin. They’re fit and cute, with minimal ink on their bodies.
The Heels on the other hand are a pair of raunchy and brutal roughnecks. Joker is in the purple tiger print and Quinn is wearing an ass-hugging pink bikini.
Here is an example of the Baddies’ sleazy crudeness. Quinn is already punishing poor Axel with that Armlock, yet he feels the need to ratchet up the humiliation by yanking the spandex deep into Axel’s ass crack. And he thinks that’s fuckin funny! Somebody teach him some respect, please!
I got off on this ass-flexing Head Scissor by Quinn. Yeah, GRIND on that pressure!
I happened to notice that Ringside also captured and posted this exact same image, so I’m thinking he enjoyed this spectacular Leg Vise as well.
Again Axel finds his neck pinched between Quinn’s deadly quads, this time in a standing variation, and I’m suddenly feeling this video is well worth the price. It pushes all my buttons: Tag Team cheaters, ring ropes, skimpy gear, and several tight-as-fuck Scissors!
Great job, UCW! More PLEASE!
The UCW guys love busting balls, especially the Heels, and especially Joker and Quinn. How do they bash, claw, and kick each other’s nuts like this without causing permanent damage?
The boys in red really sell the pain, but it’s actually probably very easy to look like you’re in agony after suffering a head-butt or stiff kick to the twig and berries.
Things get even hotter when the Baddies capture Austin in their corner. Fuck, the horrible shit they do to him, and his throat, and his testicles…
I’m not sure when Austin started wrestling for UCW but I believe he’s the hottest addition to their roster I’ve seen. I like his mop of frizzy hair, and he’s really buff. His good looks make his torture scene in the Heel corner even more arousing.
Joker has wrapped the tag rope around my Austin’s neck. The fucker is just standing there choking his victim, casually keeping the pressure on and looking around as Austin slowly suffocates.
Meanwhile the other cheater works over Austin’s buff mid-section.
UCW has produced Tag Team matches in the past, and I’ve blogged about a couple of them. Axel and Quinn battled before (each with a different partner) in 2013 which I wrote about in my “Bad Ref” article.
Axel also suffered two on one punishment in 2015 (thanks to the crooked ref) which I described in my article “Look Who We Killed!” These were enjoyable matches, but they were performed in a mat room instead of the ring.
For me, the ring is where great Tag Team wrestling happens. Having the ropes around them for the outside partner to lean against just makes it seem more authentic and sexy. When I found out a few months ago that UCW was now filming matches in a ring, I began hoping and praying they’d give us rough and brutal Tag Team bouts, and now my prayers were answered. So do me a favor — go download Match #584 from UCW so they’ll see that lots of guys really enjoy Tag Team action in the ring and they’ll hopefully make more like this.