Go Green!

Just in time for St. Patrick’s Day, one of my loyal reader’s sent me a link to this Dave Segan match on YouTube.

Just like the last match of his that I blogged about, Segan wore his snug little green & white trunks with his name printed on the ass.  Hopefully some of the revelers I meet out on the town tonight will celebrate St. Patty’s day by sporting similar garb.

Here is what my reader had to say about his favorite wrestler:

“I am so man crushing on Dave Segan,  He is so jobber looking hot in what I call petite trunks. Look at his hot body!”

Segan’s opponent is Kit Osbourne in tight white jeans.

As much as I prefer my wrestlers in trunks, Shirtless In Jeans is also a butch, sexy look on a fighter, especially WHITE jeans, yum.  I’ve been triggered by this fighting-in-long-pants fetish most of my life, I suppose ever since I saw a comic book of young Abe Lincoln wrestling in trousers and tall boots.

Speaking of legs, this is my favorite moment in this match: when Segan reaches up with those strong hamstrings to engulf Osbourne’s head in them.

My reader enjoyed this scene too — he sent me several screencaps of it, including the ones posted below:

My reader also wrote:  “Dave is so hot to me I wish Kit had taken him over his knee and spanked him some. Forgive me buddy and my twisted mind.”    No apology needed, I get it.  Cocky-Boy Segan needs to be disciplined.

Much of the action focuses on those bright white jeans, such as when Segan spreads his legs and threatens to Ball Stomp him.

It’s as if those white pants are drawing Segan’s attention, inspiring him to want to do damage to them — like a red cape waved in front of a raging bull.

Here Segan grabs a big fistful of that white denim, right up under Osbourne’s taint, and then tosses him across the ring.  Ouch, even in those protective jeans, that’s gotta be painful for poor Kit Osbourne!

Osbourne takes revenge for the earlier nut busting.  He causes Segan to slip off the top rope and crotch himself on the turnbuckle pad.

Segan was Ball Busted in his other match I had blogged about.  It makes you wonder if he gets off on it.

Segan sort of deserves this emasculation for always strutting around the ring in his little green briefs, sticking his bulge in our faces.  Now I understand why wrestling fans love to hate this cocky bad boy.