The YouTube Channel called Mike McGuirkOff has been posting hours of classic pro wrestling shows, mostly 1980’s WWF. It’s a huge archive, I am blown away with all the great classic shows going up– I think I need to lock myself in my house for about a week to really dig in.
One of my policies is to subscribe to every YouTube channel that provides footage of blond jobber-hunk Brian Madden. He is just spectacular with his savage tan, muscular gym-bod, and pristine, angelic white trunks. He will be taking his beating from thick chested, big nippled Magnificent Muraco in this recently posted 1984 House Show video from St. Louis on the MikeMcGuirkOff channel.
From the opening bell, Madden asserts himself as a competitor, jostling Muraco roughly into the corner. This blond jobber bitch better not overstep his bounds!
Muraco quickly assumes control, snapping the uppity punk down in a Headlock to smother his fire. Here we get Madden’s white trunks in our faces as he continues bucking and struggling.
This brave (or stupid) pretty-boy is actually trying to win the match, clowning Don Muraco with these painful Get-On-Your-Knees Armlocks! Oh you poor, dumb hunk.
I’m starting to worry for this stud’s safety, and maybe that is the scenario they’re acting out here: Show-off Rookie Getting Put in His Place. Or maybe Muraco kind of enjoys letting this hot little fire-cracker dominate him for the moment.
A highly skilled wrestler is allowed to hold onto his Armbar even after being Body-Slammed, dragging his opponent down with him. It’s reserved for the top echelon of super-stars.
Yet here we see Jobber Madden pull Muraco down for more arm torture even after being slammed on his whitey tighties. Madden’s refusal to lie still and accept his beating makes this squash job unusual and fairly arousing.
OK, play time is over, Junior. Muraco blinds Madden with an Eye Poke, then cracks his skull on the turnbuckle like he’s trying to bust open a coconut.
Please don’t hurt this cutie too badly, Mr. Muraco sir. Just enough to teach him some respect.
OH NO! When Muraco picks you up and presses your face in his crotch, clamping your ears between his thighs, you KNOW you’re in trouble.
You will be granted just a few moments to savor that black spandex prison before he spikes you on your head!
CLUNK! Muraco drops to his knees, adding his body weight to Madden’s to ruin him. I created a repeating animation so I can McGuirkOff to it.
His manager, Mr. Fuji, can be seen in the foreground, delighting in the utter destruction of this attractive Boy Next Door in his heroic white costume. Fuji loves this brutal shit even more than I do!
Muraco positions his sweaty nuts right on that cute face to degrade this hot young show-off. The kid begins to struggle, either because he can’t breathe, or he’s disgusted by this tea-bagging.
Muraco remains in position after the three-count and the bell. He is bent on showing this rookie who is the Man and who deserves balls on their chin.
Madden’s white trunks seemed to excite Orton.
By the way, Brian Madden was one of the wedgied jobbers (the very first wedgied jobber) in my Public Revealings article being tossed around by his white spandex. It seems as though all the Heels wanted to humiliate this teen angel dressed in white.
Oh HELL no! The jobber pops right up from the PILE DRIVER as if it didn’t totally snap his neck! As if the Pile Driver isn’t even that deadly or dangerous! Then he SHOVES Muraco!
Does this foolish kid have a Death Wish?? Now see here, Brian Madden –I know you’re really hot, but after you’re Pile Driven, even YOU need to lie still and let the dominant man hump your face.
Daddy disciplines his errant boy, tossing him roughly over the ropes and out to the floor.
NOW have you learned your lesson? Are you gonna respect the Pile Driver next time you’re dropped on your head?
Here is a replay of the Pile Driver from a slightly different angle. If it’s OK with you, we can pretend Muraco dragged young Madden back in the ring for a second dose of this devastating move.
Pro wrestling matches often depict the destruction of the eager young upstart. But in this case, the story seems real, not a performance. Madden really was trying to dominate, and Muraco really had to harm him. Or maybe they’re just really good actors.
Thanks for the link to that channel, I hadn’t seen it! Now I just pray the YouTube police don’t take it down like some of the other great ones (where have you gone Richard Land and Wrestling Obsession?)
Brian Madden: In the late 90s I met up with a guy and wrestled in his home. After getting my proper beating, we watched some of his old videotapes. This was before streaming videos. This guy had a network of other wrestling fans across the country and they’d exchange tapes of jobbers and heels. He had dozens of them. There was one we watched and I swear it was Brian Madden. Against Orton, but not with Madden in the white trunks of this match that I’ve squirted to 155 times. If my memory is right, he was wearing yellow. Orton, of course, properly destroyed him. For some reason it’s been implanted on my brain, perhaps because I watched it while hard in my speedos having just gotten my ass kicked by a heel for three hours. Maybe my memory failed and it wasn’t Madden. But I think it was. Will keep the hunt on.
Very hot recap. I love watching naive muscle boys slowly realizing they’ve stepped into the wrong arena. I guess Muraco doesn’t get up after the bell because his erection hasn’t subdued, or he simply wants to stay there for a little longer; after all it must feel damn good to be able to rub that rigid cock on Madden’s pretty face.