A few months ago, this violent and erotic video was posted to YouTube featuring Jake Something in a “Chain Rope match.” Apparently, this is when they replace the ring ropes with steel chains to enable the wrestlers to hurt each other even worse.
This is a kinky twist that I’ve never seen before — thumbs up to the Superkick’d Wrestling Federation for coming up with something this old fan hasn’t seen before! And Jake Something is always breath-taking in his snug little trunks, so I am very excited for this one!
Jake and his opponent, Kris Chambers, perform some queer pre-match Face-offs. Then it gets really homo-erotic when Chambers pulls out a lit cigarette (or joint?) and blows his smoke in Jake’s face. Chambers will die for this later…
(Isn’t that a gay sex thing, when you exhale your smoke in the other dude’s mouth?)
Jake Something is playing the naughty, sadistic Heel tonight. The drunken audience despises him and wants to Hate-Fuck him, it’s kind of hot.
So Jake lets the Good Boy, Kris Chambers, shine a little bit. Here he suffers a stunning Elbow Drop off the top ropes.
At first I wasn’t going to include this image because I usually only show the Good Boy in trouble, but the move is so slick and sweet looking, I had to keep it in. Sell Jakey, sell!
Let me say a word about Jake’s trunks before I forget — Fuck yeah, those look great on him!!
Just seeing these shirtless dudes strutting around surrounded by chains, instead of the usual stretchy ropes, really adds a sense of danger, masochism, and kinky dungeon play.
One of Something’s big moves is the “Something Bomb” — he unleashes a bunch of them on Chambers but can’t finish the plucky kid off.
Here he bombs Chambers into the chains so we can see how having chains in place of stretchy ropes is way more painful.
I could’ve sworn I’ve blogged about Something before, because I’m pretty into him. But I’m not finding any old galleries of him in my archives.
There are just too many hot wrestlers and not enough time. I don’t know how the Beefcakes of Wrestling blog keeps up. He’s blogged about Jake 15 times! His first article was called “Now That’s Something!” from 12/18/2015. Let me just share the comment someone posted to that gallery that expresses how I feel pretty accurately:
“Perfect muscled body, thick chest, strong core, super handsome face that would look great without a beard, but with a beard enhances it so much, and finally that upper leg tatt on the side, that makes you want to slide your hand up it. Unfff”
As if having chains in place of ropes isn’t wild and dangerous enough, Jake and Kris pause the match to toss all the padding out of the ring. This gives the match a dirty vibe, as if these twisted fuckers are into pain — as if driving their bare torsos into steel chains is not stimulating enough for them, so they both want to feel the bare wood and splinters on their flesh too. I gotta start attending some of these Indy shows in bars with adult audiences where this kinky, homo-erotic S&M action is routinely performed.
Removing the padding backfires on Jake, as he is Back-Dropped onto the bare wood.
(Or maybe this is exactly what he wanted, if my theory is correct that he gets off on a little pain and suffering. I mean, check out that bulge in his trunks…)
I went a little overboard and made too many images to fit in one gallery. But don’t blame me — this epic battle is over 40 minutes long, and have you seen Jake looking all dominant and swole in his tight black speedo?? I had no choice but to make like 30 or 40 images of him!
So I will continue this recap in about 6 days with Part 2 of this article. Believe it or not, the match gets even nastier and more brutal later, including Triple Teaming, hand-cuffs, strangulation, foreign objects, and bondage. You can go watch the whole video if you can’t wait to see what happens — or just wait 6 days for my take on it and you can finish yourself off then.