King Khans

The new Tag Team in Ohio Valley Wrestling are a pair of tall dark and handsome twins known as King’s Ransom — Leonis and Maximus Khan.  They had me at matching gladiator helmets, which they remove to expose their gorgeous long locks of hair.  Oh these big buff predators are going to ruin all the cute jobber boys in OVW!

Speaking of cute jobber boys, here are the opponents that they beat down on the 10-21-18 episode of OVW.  I didn’t catch their names, but I’m hoping they focus their abuse on the shirtless jobber in pink tights.  I won’t bother with his name because he probably won’t survive much longer anyway.


King’s Ransom tick many of my tag team wrestling boxes: matching gear, tandem offense, frequent tags.  Their beautiful long hair is just thick creamy icing on the cake, adding to their sex appeal and intimidation factor.


They dominate the pink tights jobber, who appears so weak and small and vulnerable compared to the big Khan brothers!   This was a wonderful debut match — I got hard I’m not gonna lie.  I sure want to see more of them double-teaming bitches and dominating all the pretty-boy teams.


The kings of the ring celebrate an easy victory.  They need to keep those muscular physiques, gladiator helms, and long whipping hair — but they can ditch the lighting tights for some shiny gold trunks.

 

 

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