Triple Threat

Anthony Greene agreed to wrestle two Heels — Jason Carrion (big hunk in black trunks) and Jack Gallow (big hunk in red trunks) — in a “Triple Threat” match recently posted to YouTube.

Usually a Triple Threat match is Every Man For Himself — and usually I don’t blog about Triple Threat matches.  But sometimes, two of the men gang up on the third man, then I always blog about it.

I waited patiently as Greene out-foxed my bulky Real Men early in the match, biding my time until the brutes inevitably over-powered him.

Sure enough, the tide turned, and my cock stirred, when they wasted Greene in the corner with some high impact Big Man Offense.  How fuckin unfair can pro wrestling get?!?  Either one of these muscle-beasts could own Greene by himself.

We are treated to lots of pretty double-team abuse, all perfectly legal.  Greene calls himself the “Retro-Sexual” — I guess to both play up his throw-back 1980’s Baby-Face gimmick (complete with shiny orange trunks and white old-school boots) and to sell us on his sex appeal.  His suffering is what does it for me.

I’ve blogged about two of these studs before — they’ve been around the Indy Rasslin circuit for a while.

Anthony Greene had partnered up with Cam Zagami to form the “Cam-An Connection”, a hot Baby-Face tag team that I wrote about in November 2015.  Jack Gallow, who seems to enjoy gang bangs, appeared in a Four-Way Match back in 2014 in which he and two friends dominated and bloodied up poor Chris Steeler.

I haven’t written about Jason Carrion until today, but I kept meaning to.  He is a muscular slab of manhood, very exciting to watch as he punishes and just owns his jobbers.

They Irish-Whip their whipping boy into the corner, then Carrion Irish-Whips Gallow into his gut, then Gallow Irish-Whips Carrion into his skull.  There is a lot of Whipping going on, with Greene bearing the brunt of the abuse.

As if a man running full speed into your body isn’t devastating enough, they increase the damage by throwing each other into him.

Usually in these Two-on-One cheater scenarios, the lone Good Guy somehow fights back against all odds to defeat the cheaters, paying them back for all their cruelty and double-teaming.

But not tonight!  Greene gets jobbed out by the Big Men.  This picture perfect Lung Blower really jacks him up good.

The big Gorillas end the scene with some fun homo-erotic displays of brotherhood.  They stack their bodies to crush/pin Greene.  They refuse to fight against each other — as required in a Triple Threat match — but order the submissive ref to raise both their arms in co-victory (or ELSE!)  Then they flex a little bit and flirt a little bit, just reveling in their muscular Alpha Male dominance as their destroyed jobber and the ref simper back to the locker room.

If you wrestling promoters want to schedule Triple Threat matches to get more talent on the card and give more of your workers a pay day, at least make it compelling and sexually suggestive and arousing by having two of the combatants cheat and double-team the lone Baby-Face!