88 Gun Salute

I love Tag Team wrestling, and I love the sexy wrestle-porn videos produced by 88wrestling.com and other such websites.  So when the two converge and a wrestle-porn producer arranges a rare Tag Team match, I can’t wait to download it.

Recently 88wrestling.com blessed us with a Tag Team match featuring four of the buffest bros in the biz.  And I was all like, Thank You!  Where do I pay?!

The gimmick of this match, which is titled “Battle of the Bulging Biceps,” is to highlight the eight big arms filling the ring, with an underlying premise that the team with the strongest arms ought to win the match, right?  Well, after a brief round of tape measuring, Dash is found to have the largest boulders located between his shoulders and elbows, so let’s see how that theory works out…

A few minutes into the video and I already lost it when Tanner clamped on this beautiful Body Scissor on Dash.  Tanner may have smaller arms, but he is owning the bigger man using his legs, and loving every minute of it.

Tanner taunts the big man with a grin and a cocky bicep flex (I always love it when the Body Scissorer props his head on one elbow and shows off his excess arm strength that he doesn’t even need to employ.  It’s one of my 20,000 little wrestling triggers.)

It seems Tanner and Chase have been working on their Suplexes.  They throw the Red Team all around the ring with these flashy little back flips.

I love the pro-style vibe that this adds to the bout, and we get to enjoy Dash and Brock being totally out-classed and out-wrestled, defenseless against these flips.

The match really gains steam when Tanner & Chase trap newcomer Brock in their corner for some dirty bullshit.  With his arms held back by Tanner, the rookie’s mid-section is wide open to Chase’s fists, knees, and boots.  And Dash, meanwhile, watches this assault from the far corner and does nothing to help his poor partner!

In a dramatic scene which sent me over the edge for the second time, Brock is stretched out by the two Heels as Chase plants a foot in his crotch.  Again, Dash stays out of the mix as Brock is forced against his will (after several minutes of loud, desperate protestation) to grunt out a submission.  The hunky cheaters have won the first fall!

The winners embody the “Bulging Bicep” theme, flexing in victory over their ragdoll.

Chase even kisses his bicep, an act of self muscle worship, and I find myself falling for him.  Maybe it’s that rakish beard that sets him apart, or maybe his hard body glistening in oil and perspiration, but he’s got my full attention.

Ding!  Ding! — on to the second fall…

The Double-Teaming in the corner worked well in the first fall, so why stop now?  This time Chase is the holder and Tanner is the gut-buster (but poor Brock remains the punching bag.)

By the way, I am presenting this as a very one-sided match to tell a good story and to touch on my favorite themes in Tag Team wrestling.  However, it is actually a “see-saw battle” with the Red Team often seizing control.

This new Brock guy is actually very rough and tough — with a surprisingly deep baritone voice that could cause an avalanche.   So if you order the video hoping for a total Squash Match, just know that it’s more evenly balanced than I’m representing here…

The match gets extra kinky (especially for the 88Wrestling brand) when Team Channer produce a pair of handcuffs and proceed to lock up Dash in his corner so they can have their way with Brock.

It is not as if Dash was helping much anyway — but now he is totally helpless, his large arms taken out of commission, his strength subdued.  He is Hercules Bound.

I swear this has to be one of the hottest and most dramatic wrestling images I saw in 2018, FANTASTIC camera work: Dash with his wrists bound in the foreground as Brock endures a brutal Two-on-One beating in the background!  Now do you see why I’m so head-over-heels for underground Tag Team rasslin when it’s done well!?

Of course this assault is more than poor Brock can handle and Team Channer take the Second Fall and the match.

Then they show off the big guns that won the battle for them with these beautiful victory poses, their white boots planted on Brock’s carcass.  That’s hot!

By the way, my fellow wrestling blogger — Ringside at Skull Island — reviewed this same match on 12/8 so you can go check out more photos and read his usual excellent descriptions and colorful commentary.

I thank 88 Wrestling for making the effort to bring us a well-done Tag Team match — I sure enjoyed it.  Feel free to keep all four of these dudes on the roster, and please keep the Tag Team matches coming and I’ll do the same.