Well it happened again.
Just like back in April when I asked you to help me out and write a caption for a picture, I’ve gotten writer’s block again! Check out the photo above — I know it’s begging for a clever or funny or arousing comment, but I can’t find the words!
So let’s play Free Association — click on “Leave a Comment” below, then type into the “Leave a Reply” box the first words that come to your mind as you look at this picture…
What’s with this kid? My arm is as big as his pathetic little chest!
My N’s bigger than your N!!!
come on Wade – I likem supersized!
“Bigger the N, smaller the dude, LOL”
Duuuh! Like Dude , Ya spelt yur Z rong 2—-Dummy!
Every time he sees the N he is hypno’ed into playing with his nipple. Which is gonna make his match against Nasty Nate rather interesting.
“Calling each other before they arrived at the arena really paid off for these two.”
I’d love to hire you as a Tag Team, but we no longer promote Midget Wrestling.
That’s it, Wade. Yeah. You still feel very, very relaxed. Good. You’ve never felt more relaxed in the ring, than you;’re feeling right now. O.K. So now you’re reaching over with your left hand and you’re pinching your right nipple. How does it feel? Tell me. Doesn’t that feel nice, Wade? Of course it does. O.K., Wade. Now…I’d like you to reach down slowly with your right hand and to dig deep down into the front of those tight, black, bulging trunks of yours. That’s it. Yeah. That’s quite a BULGE you’ve got goin’ on down there, Wade. O.K. Now, dig around and really get a good grip of those smooth, warm., soft baby makers of yours. Feels pretty nice huh? Go ahead…give ’em a little squeeze. Oh! Yeahhh! That’s it, Wade. You can moan out loud. That’s nice. Now…Wait! Something isn’t right. Hey! These aren’t your balls. This isn’t YOUR body; you’re inside JOHN CENA’s body! Oh my God! You’ve got a good, strong hold hold of Cena’s big, smooth sweaty balls. What’re ya’ gonna’ do now, hmmm? That’s right…you’re getting mad. You HATE Cena. Remember all those things that he’s done to you in the ring. You’ve always wanted to grab him by the balls and to drag him around the ring in front of all his adoring fans because we both know that YOU, Wade…YOU are a much BETTER, much STRONGER wrestler than that little pussy, Cena. Show who’s boss, Wade. Right now. That’s right! SQUEEZE CENA’s balls ’til he’s screaming out loud…and then…start squeezing HARDER! Do it, Wade! SQUEEZE Cena’s pussy balls!!!
HE IS A PATHETIC TRASH THAN DESERVES PAIN AND RUIN