Laid Out Losers

My fellow Blogger, PiledriveU, recently completed a wonderful series of galleries that he called “The Anatomy of a Match.” He dissected a typical wrestling bout into seven sections, giving us numerous images and detailed descriptions of the ring entrance, then the pre-match stare down, then the initial lock-up, etc.

He has just concluded his seventh (and final?) installment: The Laid Out Loser. This is a personal favorite of mine — when we get to check out the defeated stud as he lays there conked out, looking vulnerable and helpless, his legs usually spread apart invitingly.

So in today’s article, I am paying tribute to PiledriveU’s great work on this series, especially the final chapter, by re-posting some of his best images from his Laid Out Loser gallery. Go see his Blog for a ton more great images I did not swipe. The caption attached to each photo is a quote from PiledriveU (his comments are so fun and arousing to read) — except where I added a thought of my own in parentheses, such as in the next couple of images…

Here is the paragraph that PiledriveU wrote to introduce his Laid Out Loser gallery:

In the final series, we pay tribute to all the laid out opponents, their beaten bodies on display for us, legs spread out, arms spread out, their chests being shown off as they are sprawled on the canvas, their pits breathing, their eyes closing, their bulge bulging up to the sky…… they are done, finished, knocked out. \

We thank them for all the JO opportunities they give us, their inability to fight or win, how fuckin hot they look heaving for air, sleeping in the middle of the ring, under the towering stare of the winner…..the cheers for the winner from the audience and their boos for laid out loser…….

I’m beginning to worry that I swiped too many images from PiledriveU’s gallery. I usually only post a dozen or so photos in my articles so I don’t bore my readers, but I’m already up to 15 here!

Oh well, I don’t care — I’m indulging myself today and going hog wild. I can’t help it if PiledriveU had great taste in wrestling photos and got me all worked up with this treasure trove of suffering dudes!

Well that’s plenty for today. If you don’t have a boner by now, you must be dickless………..