When A Baby-Face Is the Champ

I like how Underground Championship Wrestling (UCW) awards a championship belt to their top wrestler — currently Zach Reno. The belt adds a classic pro wrestling vibe and gives the dudes a tangible prize to fight for, just like on the classic Championship Rasslin shows I grew up watching.

Zach Reno is what they used to refer to as a “fighting champion” — willing to defend his belt against all comers. In fact, we’ve seen him suffer some fairly epic beatings over the past few months against some tough opponents (and I’ve eagerly downloaded and watched every one of them. He suffers so beautifully!)

Here are some images from UCW #757 where Lobo Gris stripped Zach down to his red bikini briefs and generally kicked his ass.

It may appear here that Zach lost the match, but actually he kicked out and later snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. He often does this — just like my Baby-Face Heroes of yesteryear — gets his ass kicked for a good 20 minutes, then executes some last second killer move to retain his belt. He’s been leaping off the top rope lately and it’s pretty spectacular.

This offers the best of both worlds. We get to enjoy the Face in peril for 10 or 20 minutes, battered from pillar to post for our viewing pleasure, and we also get to witness his redemption as he suddenly scores the victory, re-assuring us that he’ll be back for more abuse the next week!


Next they threw the Champ in the ring against a horny and flirtatious Jessie Lee for UCW #760:

Zach wore these neon green trunks you couldn’t look away from and his renowned big dick looked real good in them.

It seems to be a standard procedure in Pro Wrestling to establish a beloved Baby-Face as your champion, then simply depict him getting abused and tortured by every scary, ferocious Heel you can dig up. I think this tradition goes back to young Bob Backlund who was WWF champ from 1978 until 1983. In those 5 years, he got beaten half to death in the ring probably over 1,000 times and I gotta admit, those long torture scenes were exciting to me as a young viewer.

They continued this tradition with Hulk Hogan in the 80’s (who would only begin to “Hulk Out” and fight back after a good 20 minutes of one-sided Heel punishment). In the 2000s, John Cena serves as our Champion Whipping Boy. Kids really seemed to love Cena, so I bet the promoters created an army of lifelong pro wrestling addicts by depicting Cena in agony, his swole physique getting worked over by goons, monsters, and foreign creeps as his young fans watched in anxiety, and for a number of them, arousal.

Now UCW seems to be giving Zach Reno the Baby-Face Champ treatment, never letting him drop the belt because it’s just too exquisite to see him get beat up by every Tom, Dick, and Jessie.

Is Jessie wearing the same shiny blue bikini that Lobo wore when he kicked Zach’s ass?!

I liked how Jessie Lee kept licking Zach’s face whenever he had him trapped in holds. It added a very kinky, sexual tone to the match. It’s like he made no bones about being attracted to Zach and wanting to fuck him.


Zach’s greatest test in recent weeks came from a strapping young cowboy named Cole Dallas, who worked Zach over real good in UCW #763, recently posted to UCWrestling.com

Dallas is soooooo confident that he will crush the Champ!

God this big corn-fed cowboy is so strong and talented — and MEAN. (He’s hot too in his surprisingly minimal orange trunks and tall black boots!) He actually smiles with glee while he’s inflicting his greatest punishment on my poor Zach — as if he’s enjoying it!

If Zach were smart, maybe he’d throw the match and get the heat off of himself by dropping the belt. But it never seems to work that way for the Baby-Face Champ, who is too proud and too earnest to ever surrender or back down. It’s a lovable quality, making his endless and repeated suffering in the ring seem even more pathetic and enthralling to us!

Here is how one of my loyal readers, who I’ll call “Butch Lover”, described the psychology of Baby-Face punishment in an email to me:

And that’s another dynamic I love – a much smaller man stripping to his trunks,  without protection, to try to silence the arrogant stud to the cheers of his adoring fans.  He plays fair and is courageous, which makes his painful and humiliating (and realistic) beating even more enjoyable.

Keep it up, UCW! Give my boy Zach all the abuse he can stand! Put him in the ring against Lobo, Jessie, and Cole all at the same time! I’m here for it!

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9 Responses to When A Baby-Face Is the Champ

  1. destoy alpha males says:

    i live for the doom and ruin of ZAch Reno specially his groin

  2. destoy alpha males says:

    Zach Reno is irrelevant, NOW SONER DURSON IS THE PENIS, THE GROIN WE MUST TO WORSHIP AND ADORE, HIS BULGE RULES

  3. Phil says:

    Lee licking Zach is so incredibly hot. These guys know how to put on a show.

  4. JR says:

    Fantastic post! I too had been starting to notice this trend of Zack Reno becoming more and more helpless and vulnerable during his matches on UCW. I absolutely love the idea of the confident stud champ strutting into the ring, getting groped and manhandled for the entire match, and then barely pulling out the win over and over to retain his title. I love watching Reno get dominated, but I always root for him to win at UCW because I want him to stay champ to continue this fantasy. Normally I prefer to see a bigger dude get beat up by a smaller opponent, but Zack Reno has so much hot masculine energy packed into his compact frame, that I still love him as our handsome hapless hero.

  5. JR says:

    Oh also, I do feel the need to point out that I’m almost positive Reno’s big bulge in the match against Jessie Lee is actually a cup. I say this because in Reno’s match against Dominic D’Andrea with Weekend Wrestling he wears a cup with a dick impression on the outside. (https://weekendwrestling.com/programs/dominic-dandrea-vs-zach-reno-trailermp4-1210ac?categoryId=27541) The cup is quickly pulled out of his underwear and you get a good look at it. The shape of that cup looks very similar to Zack’s package in the Jessie Lee video, and Zack’s package in the Jessie Lee video stays in the exact same position throughout the match despite being grabbed repeatedly by Jessie. This is very different from how Zack’s package looked in UCW match 717 with Tyson the Hammer, which is the sexiest UCW match ever IMO. You gotta check it out if you haven’t seen it. (https://ucwrestling.com/?p=15540)

  6. admin says:

    Thanks JR for the observations about Reno’s bulge that he potentially stuffs. I have actually seen UCW #717 against Tyson the Hammer and I agree — it’s the hottest scene so far from UCW. The ball busting eventually spills over into basically a JO session. It’s a “go to” match for me when I don’t have much time but need some quick stress relief. Now you have me thinking I need to check out the Weekend Wrestling match with Dom D’Andrea which seems similar. Do these videos reveal Reno’s secret obsession?

  7. JR says:

    Oh yes, if you like UCW #717 (def one of my go-to vids as well!), then I strongly recommend Reno’s match against Dominic D’Andrea on Weekend Wrestling. They are very similar matches, though I still prefer the UCW one for it’s more “climactic” ending. I’m not sure what to think about Reno’s possible secret kinks. I messaged the UCW folks at the start of the year about a possible custom with Zack similar to 717, and they told me he isn’t doing that kind of match. I assumed maybe he had second thoughts about doing such a sexual video in 717, and he wasn’t comfortable doing any more like it (totally understandable). But then the Weekend Wrestling video was released a little while later and I was just confused. I’m believe these two videos were filmed at pretty different times because Reno still had short hair in the UCW vid and his hair was much more grown out in the WW video. I would love to see more action like this featuring Reno, so hopefully the opportunity comes up in the future one way or another.

  8. destoy alpha males says:

    JR please, I beg, tell me how long is Zack Reno´s penis?

  9. Dr.Fever says:

    Destroy Alpha Males – In Zack Reno’s UCW Ball Busting match (one of the hottest vids ever!) you get brief glimps of Reno’s impressive goods