More Fantastic Than You

Let’s face it, Tommy Rogers is better than you.  He’s certainly got a better body than you and a much more handsome mug.  He’s far stronger, and more confident, proudly competing on national television in just a red speedo.  When is the last time you did that?  When is the last time anyone called you “Fantastic?”

Tommy gets way more tail than you, makes more money than you, has better teeth, and probably a cooler car than you.  He’s far more popular, and I’m sure he could beat you up in a fight.  Fate has really smiled on this young man, blessed him with fame and fortune, and what has anyone ever given you?

I’ll bet you’re pretty jealous of Tommy, aren’t you?  I’ll bet you enjoy seeing him fail once in a while, watching him down and helpless, unable to defend that perfect body?  You want to see him begging for mercy.  Is that thrilling for you, seeing him beaten, because he has you beaten in every other category?

Check out how his arch-enemies, the Midnight Express, punish poor Tommy for the remainder of this match and let me know if that makes you feel any better about yourself.

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One Response to More Fantastic Than You

  1. alphamaledestroyer says:

    i love the pain and destruction of Tommy Rogers!