Someone started a Tumblr website called “WWE Wrestling Sex Confessions” for people to tell the whole world about their wrestling-related sexual fantasies. Each confession is then typed over a photo of the wrestler(s) involved in the fantasy — similar to my captions gimmick… (HEY!!)
Some of the confessions are sick and twisted, some are sweet, and many are hilarious. It can be arousing, in a voyeur sort of way, to read about other people’s turn ons — the dirty things they want to do to (or for) the wrestlers.
Most of the confessions seem to be from straight females lusting after male wrestlers. Some are clearly from homosexual males lusting after male wrestlers. Surprisingly few confessions are from straight males lusting after the Divas.
Many of the fantasies involve watching two wrestlers doing nasty things to one another — so you can’t tell if the writer is male or female.
The webmaster posts four confessions per day. The confessions are coming in so fast from so many horny people, that there is usually a backlog.
There are a surprisingly large number of fantasies about Sheamus and Drew McIntyre. Fewer people than I would expect are lusting after Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton, and Dolph Ziggler.
Of course there are a ton of CM Punk and John Cena fantasies. Certain wrestlers just seem to inspire impure thoughts.
Submitting a fantasy is totally anonymous — they don’t reveal your account name or e-mail. You can send a photo with your confession, or they will supply the photo. Apparently, they will post any fantasy, unless it’s really just too disgusting and twisted.
The fact that so many people are eager to reveal their wrestling turn-ons shows how arousing and sexually suggestive pro wrestling really is. After all, I am not aware of any football, baseball, or hockey sexual confession websites. Pro wrestling is the only sport that inspires so much sexual tension, erotic ideation, and lust.
Many male wrestling fans grew up believing they were all alone in being aroused by pro wrestling. They would question WHY watching wrestling made them so horny — what was wrong with them? Apparently, sexual fantasies involving pro wrestlers are quite common.
WHEW! I’m SO relieved to learn that I’m not the ONLY guy seriously aroused by pro wrestling…O.K. also “indie” wrestling, “Olympic” wrestling, of course, erotic (GAY) wrestling, and…YES…even the very word, “WRESTLING!!!”
Consistently pumping up my “PETER METER” to a “ROCK HARD” state, is former pro-wrestler/former Mr. Minnesota, Z-MAN (Tom Zenk), followed closely by MATT (THE INCREDIBLE, EDIBLE BULGE) STRIKER. Which pro wrestler(s) has/have always been the source of YOUR raging “boners”?
To answer your question, Mike, I’ve always gone for the cocky heels. In the late ’80s and early ’90s, Rick Rude and Mr. Perfect were the best. In the mid-’90s, Shawn Michaels. In more recent years, off the top of my head, I’ve gotten off on Rene Dupree, John Morrison, Chavo Guerrero (when he got humiliated by Hornswoggle), Edge. My new favorites are Zema Ion, the Young Bucks and Adam Cole. And CM Punk is just so damn sexy. I like to hear him talk, because he sounds smart. I don’t get off on dumb, inarticulate thugs.