Ted DiBiase is back. He had been off for several months due to legit injuries and the need for surgery.
He’s holding his pre-event tailgate parties with the fans again (showing what a friendly, likable Regular Dude he is, not a spoiled millionaire.) He is back in the ring Baby-Facing it up, taking his beatings, and suffering beautifully. Welcome back, Ted, we missed you!
Ted’s opponent on the 9/20/12 episode of WWE Smackdown was the former gang-banging thug known as JTG. His real name is Jayson Paul and the letters “JTG” stand for “Jayson the Gangsta.” When he was a gang member in the Tag Team known as Cryme Time, he said the letters stood for “Just Too Gangsta.”
I never paid much attention to JTG when he wore jeans and work boots, but he recently had a make-over. Now he wears bulging red trunks and wrestling boots. DAMN, you’ve got my attention now, JTG. I think those initials may stand for “Jobber Tight Gear.”
And to top it all off, the official for this match is my favorite ref: Beautiful Brad Maddox.
It looks like I am not the only wrestling fan who appreciates JTG’s new gear, judging from the fantasy below that someone posted to the WWE Sex Confessions blog:
Before long, the dominant Brother in the red trunks beats his white victim into submission. DiBiase serves up some gorgeous images of suffering, reminding me why I love watching him wrestle.
The white men in the audience mentally place themselves in the ring, fantasizing about the dangers of the ghetto, the possibility of being over-powered and punished, possibly even raped, by an angry thug.
My only problem is deciding who to stare at: Ted and his ever-arousing suffering, big thuggish JTG in his fire-engine red trunks, or that cute-as-pie referee!
Ohmigod, ohmigod!! JTG grips his suffering opponent between his thick thighs, crushing poor Ted in a bonerific Body Scissor. He never attempted THAT while wearing jeans! JTG twists around reclining on one elbow and flexing his legs while Ted grunts and groans loudly.
Then the dominant man releases the Scissor, lifts one leg, and DROPS it like a fuckin’ guillotine blade down across Ted’s stomach. I love that sadistic little extra torture!
JTG has been ranting and raving on Twitter about how the less famous wrestlers are underpaid. I am afraid this outburst may cost him his job (after Linda McMahon’s election cycle is over probably) — but if he’s going to wrestle in those red trunks and apply Body Scissors, well I sure hope he sticks around for a long time!
After his time off for surgery, DiBiase is back stronger than ever, scoring a victory over JTG. He shows off the black man’s bulging red trunks (a humiliation that Ted himself has suffered many times.) Maybe JTG’s bitchy Tweets about being underpaid have gotten him reduced to Jobber status as a punishment. Maybe he was told by the bosses that his penance is to dress in red panties like a sissy and endure degrading beat-downs like this until WWE finally forgives him or releases him.
Yea, Ted! 🙂