Kneel before your Masters!
Wrestling bloggers and Tumblrs that I stalk have been blessing us with some animated GIFs of great Two-on-One moves lately. These animations remind me why I love Double Teaming — because it’s so damn vicious, sleazy and unfair.
Here the two dominant bullies in their fancy trunks force their buff little pocket jobber down to his knees. Talk about a Sitting Duck!
Why did you do that?! That is just mean.
Then they time their kicks to strike his pecs and upper back at just the right moment — causing him to double over in pain. I like how this animation repeats, like they just keep kicking him again and again. You fuckin meanies!
I bet we can get him higher if we keep trying.
Wow, these tough guys just launch this chump, nearly bashing his head into the chandelier. Then they just let him flop on his face like a sack of trash that fell off the truck. The best Heels are the ones that clearly don’t care how badly they punish their prey.
If you want to be a winner, get some flamboyant tights.
The awesomeness of their moves are enhanced by their spectacular gear — matching purple pants with lime green belt.
We can hurt him all we want because he’s not as cool as us.
Oh no they didn’t. They did not just stroke each other’s handsome faces and then drop matching Elbow Smashes on their boy’s chest.
Why do really hot guys think the rules don’t apply to them?
We can all see what these guys are doing — the camera caught them committing felonies by trying to injure a defenseless victim. But when it happens in the wrestling ring, the laws of the land and rules of common decency don’t apply. Cheaters prosper and justice is never served.