It’s time for me to confess another of my deep dark secrets: I’ve started following a Tumblr site for guys who get off on “the violent and bloody side of Pro Wrestling” called Strangle the Sissy. Have you been?
The pro wrestling photos being uploaded to this blog in recent weeks have been stellar — I’ve included a few in this blog, check these out.
In many cases, the blogger writes a descriptive caption for his uploads, which I’ve included under each photo. In other cases, such as this stud in black tights dominating some bearded jobber on the middle rope, I wrote my own caption. You can just tell the ref is digging this cheating bad boy (as are we) and won’t do anything to stop him.
This was the image that really caught my eye and inspired me to Follow and blog about this Tumblr site. Just check out those bald brutes in their spectacular matching singlets — they’re just DESTROYING that helpless jobber with their thick-soled black boots!
Are Team USA supposed to be the Good Guys or the Villains?? I don’t know that I care — if you’re a fan of unfair 2-on-1 wrestling as I am (and as the “Strangle the Sissy” blogger presumably is) then this image most likely has you swooning. Nice one! Below is another 2-on-1 domination image by a hot Bookend Tag Team:
Damn, this hunk is going to be causing any number of traffic accidents if they leave him standing out on the street corner too long! I know I’d be rubber-necking if I were driving past and saw THAT on the side of the road…
Dance clubs, nudie bars, and whore houses sometimes parade their hottest talent out on the street (or maybe swinging on a trapeze) to reel in some passers-by with free eye candy. This wrestling federation uses a similar tactic to fill the house.
This image was unusually tame for the Strangle the Sissy website. Most of the images are far more violent and graphic.
This is more typical of the imagery on this Tumblr site — a heroic dude being mercilessly strangled on the ring ropes.
Warning: Many images on the website depict extreme violence: scenes of breath control, nooses, blood, etc. Definitely NSFW.
Here is the high level description of the Strangle the Sissy Tumblr site so you have full disclosure of exactly what you’ll be getting if you dare to visit it:
“Chain matches, foreign objects, rulebreaking, hair pulling, biting, stomping, kicking, choking, breath control, strangling, barbed wire– you name it.” (Works for me.)
In many ways, the Strangle the Sissy blogger is on my same wavelength. For example, he recently posted this image of the old Chair Driver to the throat — a move that’s tripped my trigger since I first saw Roddy Piper inflict this on a helpless Jimi Snuka. I’ve written about this dirty move a few times.
But there is a subtle difference in our turn-ons. I am into all sorts of pro wrestling, including the brutal, violent stuff which often occurs. He is into brutal, violent stuff including occurrences within the pro ring, one of the most visible and accessible locales to find brutal, violent stuff. So you see, there is a slight mis-match in our specific kinks, but it’s close enough so I follow his Tumblr and dig many of the images he posts.
Above I referred to the Snuka-Piper feud and the infamous chairshot to Snuka’s throat. Wouldn’t you know — this magazine cover was also recently posted to Strangle the Sissy and it mentions the Snuka-Piper feud (further proof that we are on nearly the same wavelength.) It also features a kinky image of Piper and his beefy opponent getting all bloodied and brutal in a seedy Dog Collar Chain Match.
The text on the magazine cover is clearly intended to stir up readers (like me) who can’t resist this campy brutality: “SNUKA-PIPER FEUD! Wrestling’s bloodiest battle is for real!” and “SNUKA HOSPITALIZED! How serious are his injuries?”
Here is a nice simple shot of a basic Side Headlock by this confident Alpha Male — Mark Sterling. I dig his tall black boots, I dig his leg positioning.
I dig how calm and in-control he appears, as if he could maintain that Side Headlock for 72 hours more, the jobber suffering extreme neck agony each time Sterling feels like flexing. Like I said in the intro, many of the images uploaded to Strangle the Sissy in recent weeks have been stellar. Great job.