In my old DVD archives, I found a nice Young Stallions match with Roma and Powers looking strong and handsome in their eye-catching red trunks. There really wasn’t enough Stallion suffering in the match (you can never have too much), so I re-mixed it, editing out some boring sections and cropping the frame to focus on what I wanted to focus on (those killer bods.) You can view my finished product on YouTube.
Their opponents are the masked Shadows. I’m actually digging the Heels’ identical masks and stretchy black bodysuits, which serve to make the Stallions seem even more naked and exposed.
Soon after the bell rings, Shadow #1 (or is he #2?) puts Jimmy Powers in a Headlock and grinds on the pressure, see below. You’ll have to take my word that it’s a Headlock because I didn’t always keep my focus on the wrestling holds in my edited version…
I suppose I’m exploiting the Young Stallions in my video edit, by zooming in on their muscles and bulges, by lingering on the sexiest, most provocative moments, and by slow-motioning certain footage for erotic effect. Is it wrong of me to use these studs for their bodies, treating them like pieces of meat by trying to convert their athletic performances into porn?
Or am I simply enhancing what’s already there? I wasn’t the one who removed their shirts to show off their gym-perfect bodies. I didn’t slather that baby-oil on their chests and stomachs (unfortunately) so their ripped bodies would look sexier under the bright lights someone positioned over the ring. I didn’t pick out their stretchy red briefs, nor did I choose the visually appealing camera angles. It was not me who made pro wrestling super gay (I’m just enhancing some scenes to make it just a little bit gayer.)
I did have some fun with this moment where Jimmy is trapped in the corner and the Shadow pulls his trunks to slug him in the gut or balls or wherever. We almost see a Wardrobe Malfunction, right on prime time television!
I think if Jimmy hadn’t worn that white bikini under his trunks, his big Stallion dick might have flopped right out!
Like I said, it wasn’t the most exciting match — the Young Stallions were far too dominant and controlling for most of it, and there is a great deal of pacing around in circles. But I always enjoy gazing upon the Young Stallions’ spectacular musculature. And after making my video enhancements, I do think it’s more watchable.