The February 14th episode of Ring of Honor featured this squash match between Jimmy Jacobs and Tommaso Ciampa. Not only is Jimmy smaller and weaker than his rabid dog of an opponent, but he also gives off a vulnerable vibe. He calls himself the “Zombie Princess” and enters the ring in flamboyant pink tights.
On the other hand, Ciampa (pronounced “CHOMP-ah“) is all Alpha Male. Rocking a manly beard, shaved head and chiseled, chesty physique, this Bad Ass makes you want to go chew on a steak bone. His very presence is a looming threat to the poor Zombie Princess, and we can see that Jimmy is about to suffer a stiff fucking beating.
As of my writing of this article, the video of this episode can be streamed on the ROH website, but probably only for a few more days until they replace it with the next episode.
Jimmy tries for Guillotine Choke where he embraces his opponent around the waist with his legs. Jimmy always tries this move — the fool — which places him in a very dangerous position. Sure enough, Ciampa drives his spine into the ringpost.
Both wrestlers give good face in this match, offering up profound expressions of orgasmic agony. Check out Ciampa in this image, looking like he got his balls caught in a vacuum cleaner hose.
Scroll back up to see Jimmy’s face when Ciampa repeatedly humped him into the ringpost for some more great O-Faces.
Ring of Honor is one federation that takes pro wrestling very seriously. Their product has a hard-core, violent, realistic vibe with the wrestlers seeming to really harm each other. And of all the Bad-Asses in ROH, Ciampa is one of the most vicious and brutal. When he takes to the ring, I just know his poor opponent is going to have an agonizing night.
And Jimmy Jacobs is no exception as Ciampa uses Backbreakers, Neckbreakers, and big, brain-rattling Knee-Strikes to the skull to really fuck him up.
Although he is a smaller guy, Jimmy Jacobs is normally permitted to dominate for most of his matches. This bad bitch just looks so damn sexy lacerating his opponents with a spike or biting their backs until they bleed. Check him out busting his opponent’s nuts in one of my earlier articles.
However, for this match, Jimmy is totally squashed — a sissified jobber utterly out-matched and emasculated by the more powerful Tommaso Ciampa. They want to put Ciampa over as a bona fide Bad Ass because he is feuding with the Briscoe brothers, so Jimmy’s suffering is meant to verify Ciampa’s hyper-masculine omnipotence.
Ciampa’s deadliest weapon is his knee. One of his favorite moves is to lower his kneepad, run across the ring, and slam that hard bone into the jaw of a seated opponent.
He must be in an especially sadistic mood for this match with the Zombie Princess. His all-powerful knee knocks Jimmy out to the floor! Then Ciampa props the ragdoll up against the fence around the ring area and repeatedly runs over to strike the helpless man’s head with his cruel fucking knee! Jimmy’s skull has no place to go, caught between a rock and a hard place!
Probably the hottest moment of this match — and the main reason I was inspired to blog about it — was Ciampa’s Look-at-my-Cock victory poses after the ref called off the match due to Jimmy’s unconsciousness. Damn! Ciampa looks so wonderfully unbeatable and dominant standing there like an epic warrior in victory.
Before the bout, Jimmy Jacobs had climbed up to pose on the ropes, asserting his authority and power. Now Jacobs is out cold on the dirty floor, and the Great Ciampa is elevated to the position of worship, the reigning King of the Hill. Replacing Jacobs up on the ropes is symbolic of Ciampa’s assumption of power and confirms his status as the Alpha Male. I just love Ring of Honor — the realism and sexy brutal violence they demonstrate for our viewing pleasure does something so naughty and exciting in my brain.