Last week on this blog, I posted an article called “Cradle to Grave” which described Cesaro’s Cradle-Slam where he hoists his victim into “Pile Driver Position” with an unusual grip on the victim’s crotch.
My article inspired one of my loyal readers to send me the link to a great video showing a Pile Driver onto a steel chair implemented by Eric Young — seen here in green trunks with white lettering across the ass. The victim is a helpless Bobby Roode. This scene occurred during last week’s episode of Impact.
After years of playing a comical (and possibly insane) little troll, Eric Young is now trading on his masculinity — looking buff and powerful in his bulging little trunks.
No longer a joke, he has forged his body into a powerful machine. Where did his neck go? That long beard and Eric’s no-nonsense attitude just scream Manly Man!
Unfortunately I no longer catch the weekly episode of Impact. The show relocated from the Spike network to Destination America. They also apparently overhauled the product, turning some Faces like Eric Young into Heels and renaming it “Impact Wrestling” instead of “TNA Impact.” (I also suspect they’ve made the action sexier and racier…)
My television provider charges extra to receive Destination America. My cheap ass may just break down and pay the subscription if Eric Young keeps wearing trunks like this green number — Jeezis!
“Showtime” indeed. He apparently gives zero fucks about wardrobe malfunctions, his ass just devouring that spandex. He makes Matt Striker’s trunks look loose.
And do you recall this yellow pair he wore — rolling around spreading his legs open for the camera? He is just teasing us and toying with us, right?
Anyway, let’s get back to the Pile Driver scene I was telling you about before I got distracted…
Eric Young was a friend of fellow Baby-Face, Bobby Roode. But according to one article I read, Young attacked Roode with a chair on the January 9th episode, turning Heel and ending their friendship.
Wrestlers often attack their close friends, terminating any male-male relationship when it gets too personal, lest anyone think wrestling is gay. His heart broken, Roode demanded a No Disqualification match on the January 16th show. Like most pro wrestling break-ups, their emotions were shown to be passionate and raw, each man trying to injure his former pal.
Here is how my reader described the scene:
“Speaking of pile driver position, have you checked out last week’s TNA matches? Eric Young did a sick/sexy pile driver on Bobby Roode.
“The match was boring for the most part, just back-and-forth punching, but the way this match ended saved the day.
The pile driver was followed by a very revealing pin move, and then Eric started yelling at Bobby to show his superiority and dominance. It was just spectacular.”
Check out Bobby Roode acting as Eric Young’s helpless plaything, floppy as a stuffed toy, his crotch placed on display for the camera by the dominant Alpha Male. Spectacular indeed!
This scene leaves me with just one question: How do I subscribe to Destination America on my television?
